An Exchange Between Two Flies

Fly One: Oh! Queen of the compound eyes, your beauty is a much sought after prize!

Fly Two: Aren’t you the ladies man buzzing around with that sexy wingspan?

Fly One: You are the leftover apple of my eye with your long luscious antennae!

Fly Two: Go on…your playing with me with all that fancy poetry.

Fly One: It’s true! All I can think about is being with you!

Fly Two: What a lighthearted lothario you seem to be, looking to have whoopee with me.

Fly Two: The time for talk is done, let’s have some serious fun.

Fly One: Your sweet talk has won me over, come on over…

SPLAT!

“Damn flies,” the man muttered to himself as he walked away.