I’ll be as honest as I can be
the art of typing has always eluded me
in school it was mandatory
a class I hated unapologetically
always failing to use my memory
to find each and every key
but I didn’t give up you see
I developed a Columbus strategy
landing on each key a discovery
with two fingers basically
doing all the work for me
the strategy was a mystery
to some who admired my energy
and speed, but it was a guarantee
that I could compete unconventionally
with those typing from memory