the internet is on fire
with satire
websites create memes
with satirical themes
trolls stalk the web
like an invisible celeb
mocking everything said
tongue-in-cheek instead
being the chic way
for netizens to say
their piece every day
Tag: Satire
Anthropomorphism Blues
She sang like a nightingale to a murder of crows in the back rows while the rest of the audience froze
Singing those ‘ol Anthropomorphism Blues!
The chorus of cool cats backing her up took their que from people acting like animals in a zoo
Singing those ‘ol Anthropomorphism Blues!
Lion-hearted heroes chasing dastardly chickens in a deadly race while one weasel tears up the place with his bad-ass base
Singing those ‘ol Anthropomorphism Blues!
No one’s messing with the Monkey’s who are putting together their own blues band with a lead vixen vocalist for a one-night stand
Singing those ‘ol Anthropomorphism Blues!
The earthy sound of a trio of piglets grunting out the blues really brings out appreciative mews and moos
Singing those ‘ol Anthropomorphism Blues!
An Ode To Spirits
100 words –
Here’s to the Angel’s Share of Irish spirits which inspires scribes to sing of their merits!
Long may aged whiskey be praised as the nectar of gods in the pantheon of booze.
Hear me then, alcoholic spirits!
The path to heaven is near, and it’s not a from a low-calorie beer. The whiskey spirits that reside in an aged oak barrel are potent and playful when near.
Libations to ancient drunken deities have made the daily worship of spirits a man’s right. A great excuse for a party every night.
Hail to whiskey spirits everywhere! ‘Tis of thee, I sing.
The Creative Chronicles of Dave Stancliff 