Nutty

I Walnut disappoint you

said the Pecan to the Cashew

here’s some nutty jokes for you:

What do elephants drink on vacation?

Peanut coladas in celebration

Why didn’t the Pecan go to the ballet?

It was playing the nutcracker that day!

What do squirrels eat at the fair?

A-corn dog in a bun

Why was the peanut butter upset at the retirement party?

He was roasted by a fellow employee!

What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?

A Walnut that won’t fall

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell or two

I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

said the almond to the cashew

I float like a butternut, sting like a bee

the chestnut said to the fruit tree

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